foolsforhire, a division of reality maintenance inc., is available to participate in social functions, aesthetic excursions and artistic representations and re-representations. Brighten up your individual and group experience with cultural constructs complete with their own repertoire of referential constructions, public exhibitions, and profluent articulations.

Contact us at:

1482 45th Ave.
San Francisco, CA


e-mail: fools "at" foolsforhire "dot" com


All events are pro-rated. A sliding scale is in place given the dimensions of the event. fools are usually available on short notice.

foolsforhire believes in the inherent dignity of children, women, and men. We undertake art projects which are designed to clarify and strengthen our basic social, communicative, and artistic abilities.
We are artists who wish to assist people in the development of their aesthetic sensibilities. To bring a richer sense of meaning closer to each individual's everyday consciousness and behaviors.
Our projects use the city and with the help of its inhabitants to heighten perception and promote positive interactions. We work as instruments of reality maintenance.
Following a philosophy of refraction askance reason rather than "one to one" reflection or systematic logic, we alter the fabric of reality to accentuate the dichotomies and inconsistencies of current experience and make people smile.
we all deserve a better world.


"Not a whit, we defy augury: there is special providence in the fall of a sparrow. If it be now, 'tis not to come; if it be not to come, it will be now; if it be not now, yet it will come. The readiness is all. Since no man of aught he leaves knows, what is't to leave betimes? Let be." Hamlet V-ii